Y2K Diary [ 23.01.00 ] 23. Science Mary and John, age 5 and 8.  They both live in London. - What's your science?    [ Mary ] - What's yours?    [ John ] - I've asked the question.    [ Mary ] - Science yourself!    [ John ] - I've got no science.    [ Mary ] - You do it, don't you?    [ John ] - Yeah?    [ Mary ] - There you go!    [ John ] Eating is a science. JD [ submit entry ]      [ contents ]      [ previous ]  [ next ]