Y2K Diary [ 18.01.00 ]

18. I'm Getting Divorced

False alarm!  It was all a bad bad dream.  I'm still single.

It was a nightmare generated as a result of an over-indulgence of Stella-Artois and Smirnoff.  My heartiest apologies for all those who turned up on Hoxton square on Saturday afternoon, overfilling the square to capacity.

It would have been a memorable wedding, though when I think of it: if I would have been married by mistake, what could I have done next? JD










related links:
Don't get married.
What happens when a child wants a divorce?
Questioning the failed marriages of generation X.

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