Y2K Diary [ 11.02.00 ] 42. Euphemism John and Mary, age 5 and 8.  They both live in London. - What's your euphemism?    [ Mary ] - What's a euphemism?    [ John ] - A substitute for thoughts.    [ Mary ] - Mine's Mary for John.    [ John ] - I'm your euphemism?    [ Mary ] - It's easier that way.    [ John ] When I get told off, I just say Mary did it!                 JD [ submit entry ]      [ contents ]      [ previous ]  [ next ]